Listen up you pathetic faggots. I’m the finest physical specimen you are ever going to come across but you will NEVER have a chance in hell with me if you don’t pay for the privilege of me acknowledging your worthless existence.
Only a select few of you will ever get the thrill of a lifetime and get to talk to me and get to see me. If you want to be in that elite group, then pay up.
Here is what you’re missing out on and will probably never get to encounter. I am 23
pure Alpha Jock Elite Athlete muscleboy, 43’ chest, 54’broad shoulders, tight 34’ waist, size 12 feet, 8 pack abs, NINE INCH COCK, totally smooth (EVERYWHERE!), blond, blue eyes, muscle butt you can bounce a quarter off of, currently at 10% body fat and working towards 5% body fat. You’re already drooling. I can tell, you fucking gay-ass cunts.
Don’t waste my time, cash slaves. I’m looking for serious players. If you are serious, email me at Blueocean212@outlook.com for payment instructions.
Got it? I fucking hope so. This offer comes across once in your shitty lifetimes. Pay up now or forever shove your hand up your own ass trying to achieve the same mind-blowing feeling you’ll get by being permitted to get on my radar screen.