YOU HAVE TRIED THE REST, NOW TRY THE BEST!
CALIFORNIA ALPHA GOD
LORD ROUGH SIR
GET DOWN FAGGOT SCUM AND WORSHIP MY SIZE 14 FEET.
JUST 1 OF MY AMAZING FUCKING FEET WOULD SMOTHER YOUR UGLY FAGGOT FACE BITCH.
TIME TO WORSHIP YOUR GOD!
DRAIN YOUR WALLET AND MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS ON ME FAGGOT!