Surfahripz

$ubmit, $urrender, $erve … $$$ … u would think some of these DAMz would have the body n the cock 2 go with the title of being a DAM … most r just timewastersz! (Click on pec 2 watch a hot Master)

WTF iz it with some of these DAMz who think they can use the face of any phagg 2 wipe there stinky feet. ASK 4 our permission 1st, stooped DAMz. (Click on pic 2 watch feet)

If itz a new pair of sneax, right out of the box, I’ll sniff it. If itz a stinky sneax worn by the DAM , he can sniff it himself! (Click on the pic 2 sniff, sniff, sniff)

Click on tshirt 2 c the punch line.

Where the f*ck r the DAMz with DAM-size cocks worthy of tribute$? I have yet 2 find any on this site! Most here have dick sizes that iz an embarrassment 2 the DOM world! (Click on pic 2 eat banana.)

WE WANT COCKz! WE WANT COCKz! (N we don’t mean pathetic phagg-size cockz either!)

If a so-call DAM has a small cock, can he still call himself a DAM. Nope. U can only be a DAM if u have a DAM-size cock worthy of tributez!

I notice how 1 Daddy (who was born in 1982 n who is almost always online here n whose profile picture onlu shows him wearing jeans but no face) iz trying 2 pass himself as a 18-21 C OLLEGE STUDENT. So many fake DAMz on this site! Be care4 phaggz about submitting 2 a FAKE!

Have u seen how small some of the cockz r on so-call DAMz ?? Unless u got the goodz 2 back up your title, don’t even go there … (Click on pic 2 watch the bulge.)

Lotza 2 skinny or way 2 fat or 2 average DAM in here. Unless u got the MUSCLES mister, u worth nothing 2 us phagg$. (Click on pic 2 c his abs.)

This DAM is almost perfect, except his bulge is more like a phaggz than a DAMz. O well, cant have everything silly phaggs. (Click on pic 2 watch him pump.)

Now u c it, now u don’t. (Give us phaggz the “don’t” every time.) … Click on pic 2 c the flip from fat 2 ripped.

Nothing like a pec bounce from a real DAM …. click on pic 2 bounce along.

A sniff 4 a phagg iz just a DAMz armpit away! (Click on pic 2 sniff)

To the DAM , itz “Obey My Way or the Highway.” But to us phaggz, itz “Yes Way if u r Hot, No Wayz if u r Not!” (Click on pic 2 c motion)

Nipz/Pecz of a DAM knows itz place = at attention, in front of a phaggz mouth, ready 2 be bitten hahahaha (click on pic 4 bite action)

Now that I have yor attention … Any1 else having problems getting back into the chatroom after u log on? WTF iz it with the bugs here?

Nothing like biting the nipz of a DAM n watch him squeal like a rat.